mrs-feelgood:

Howdy friends. I’m giving twitter another shot

Seriously follow me. I’m pathetic

llllucy:

Me at parties

(Source: ceremonialize, via ladyyvixxen)

anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

(Source: nvne, via dyspnoeic)

nicklugo:

i dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong

(via sarah---tonin)

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

image

(via sarah---tonin)

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via sarah---tonin)

batavia-bellamorte:

I just found my wedding ring

(via seidr-witch)

(Source: thechocoboforest, via sarah---tonin)

"New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings."

Lao Tzu (via recoverfromhate)

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